MY STAND>>>

hmmm….

it kind ojf feels wierd after you have killed all the people who have been making your life miserable for the past twenty years…

It was a few on many and we still won…

this teaches them…

oh wait never mind they are dead arent they…

\So thats it all my enemies are dead and i get to be with my family

This makes me pretty happy…

yay…

Hole in the Axe Heads

My wife came out dressed in a veil…

in her hand was my bow…

she stated to the suitors that whoever could string the bow would have her hand.

I know that i am the only one who can string it but i let them try….’

but to no avail….

I string the bow and shoot arrows through a row of axe heads…

thats right I PWND THEM

I am getting pretty anxious about the last part of my plan….!!!

Which starts now…

Telemachus takes his place by my side,

weapons at the ready we face teh suitors!!!

Get Ready

“I see the walls of this mansion dripping with your blood.”

(Book 20)

HECK… that is a great line i thought…

but of course the suitors laughed it off…

they ignored the sign…. and are all aroung annoying!!!!!!!

But soon they wont be…

 they will soon be dead…

AWWWWW HELL YEA!     get pumped 

They have disrespected me and my family…

now!!    

Telemachus my son, the goatherd, and the few that are loyal to me will help me recieve what is rightfully mine!

Recognition

It is kind of hard to talk with your wife when she has no idea who you are…

but the conversation was good…

Eureclyea is then ordered to bathe my feet…

she was once my nanny…     wierd word to say…

but she recognised the scar above my knee…       the one I recieved  while hunting boar…

she almost ruins my plan by saying something but i silence her… lest she destroy my plan…

I CAN BOX!! WHAT NOW?!?!

Out of the blue a real begger comes out and says that i am on his turf

before you knew it we were in a FISTICUFFS

HECK…

he had no idea of what he was getting into…

I turned my wrap into a boxing belt and reveal my muscles…

not to be full of myself but i am pretty ripped!

Anyway… the fight went smoothly…

I broke his jaw because i didnt want to kill him…

that sounds pretty compasionate… RIGHT???

Then suddenly another suitor marks himself for death by throwing a stool at me..

he is going down

ERuramachus is gonna be dead…!

Disguise

To simply lay it out…

 I am disguised as a begger and am on my  way to town

I run into this guy named Malentheus…

He just so happens to be a very insolent person and he tries to curse me out and kick me down…

I really wanted to just “curb stomp” him but that would ruin my plan…

SO ANYWAY… i reach my castle and the only person or should i say animal to recognise me is my old dog…

When he sees me he suddenly dies…    HOW IN HELL DID MY PRIZED HOUND END UP A DECREPID OLD MANGROL!!!

This angers me very much…

Athena tells me to beg for food from the suitors… I lbelieve this is below me but i also realize how important this is to my plan…

SOOO…

I beg for a man named Antious to give me some food… Which i happen to own…

HE DOESNT GIVE ME ANYTIN

this really is annoying…

then he throws a stool at me…

wow..

he will sooon go down…

The Ghosts

THe ghosts of my friends was not a sight to see,

I simply saw them walk up to me and drink the blood…

THE BLOOD!!

They drank it and my goodness it scared me out of my sandles…

 “I met the shades of many famous women and heroes, including Achilles, best fighter of the Greeks at Troy.” (book 11) 

When i saw him  he simply didnt say a word…

he looked and stared for what seemed like an eternity…

Inside i felt a searing brand pressed onto my chest.  I couldnt belive he didnt say anything to me

 The great warrior of the battle Troy wuoldnt speak a whisper to me… his friend…

The Sirens

“At sea once more we had to pass the Sirens, whose sweet singing lures sailors to their doom.” (Book 12)

Once at sea ordered my men to fill their ears with wax and to tie me to the mast.

Once i was tied to the mast they went about their work…

when we reached the point of the Sirens singing i was the only one to hear it…

I begged and pleaded as any man would but it was a struggle that was pointless

for my crew couldnt hear me and paid me no head.

We passed the sirens but we were not yet safe

I was untied from my mast and we skirted into thew way of the massive whirlpool of charydbis

And once again safe we were attacked by sycla…………

but  we got away…

Then my crew against orders slaughtered the cows…

This angered Zeus who sent a lightning bolt down and landed me , the lone survivor on the land of Calypso…

To be honest with you this trip is becomeing a drag… I cant believe how much of a hassle it has become

So i end up being these peoples guest and all of a sudden they are pleying this music
To them it is good
but it makes me heartbroken
i started to cry but try to cover it up
Eventually they see me
they are very nice and comfort me

Soon after we went outside
WE begin to play all these amazing games
they all think they are amazing until i play the shot put

PWNED !!!

I really kicked
then i went on this rampagious speech about how amazing i was at all the event other then running.
IT felt goo
over all i think it was a pretty nice day.

I am going home

So I am sitting on the beach of this wetched island and wow Calyspso comes uup to me and tells me to build a raft becaue she is letting me go home. Well I really didnt trust that at all so i made her take and oath. To my surprise she did.

IM GOING HOME TO ITHICA

I built my raft in 4 days no one can beat that.
I was pumped to go home and wanted to get home as soon as possiblrr.

Iset out and realized that this would be a huge challenge
waves and storms challenged my raft
it kept on
This stupid storm was in my way of home
as soon as i hit land i found a place to sleep and athena drifted me off into the land of sleep.